Flâneur professionnel

Moving to West Africa

I’ll be moving to West Africa tomorrow. Thanks for a crazy year, Baltimore.

New blog: http://vikingsinouaga.tumblr.com/

Canton, Baltimore
As any loyal Baltimorean will attest, despite what others may say, we know that the light of god shines down on our decrepit hamlet. 

Canton, Baltimore

As any loyal Baltimorean will attest, despite what others may say, we know that the light of god shines down on our decrepit hamlet. 

Perkins Homes, Baltimore, MD

Broken door? Shattered window? Stress not fellow Baltimoreans! Just call B’MORE FIXED for affordable, quality repairs to your damaged abode. 

Locust Point, Baltimore, MD
With accusatory leaflets and condemnatory billboards failing to bring people to the Way of the Lord, what’s a modern church to do to advance the efforts of their soul-saving crusades? Evangelizing trash cans, of course.
Fail-proof!

Locust Point, Baltimore, MD

With accusatory leaflets and condemnatory billboards failing to bring people to the Way of the Lord, what’s a modern church to do to advance the efforts of their soul-saving crusades? Evangelizing trash cans, of course.

Fail-proof!

Highlandtown, Baltimore, MD
Want to make a 20-something yuppie quiver with excitement? Tell them you’re turning this dilapidated warehouse into loft apartments with granite counter tops and exposed brick walls. 
Want to make a 20-something yuppie wet themselves? Throw in a yoga studio. 

Highlandtown, Baltimore, MD

Want to make a 20-something yuppie quiver with excitement? Tell them you’re turning this dilapidated warehouse into loft apartments with granite counter tops and exposed brick walls. 

Want to make a 20-something yuppie wet themselves? Throw in a yoga studio. 

Charles North, Baltimore, MD
Nothing fixes a foul mood like a touch of uplifting street art.

Charles North, Baltimore, MD

Nothing fixes a foul mood like a touch of uplifting street art.

Federal Hill, Baltimore, MD
Conclusion: You, sir, are an idiot…
1] The birth certificate: http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf
2] The New York Times: http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/04/27/obamas-long-form-birth-certificate-released/
3]The Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obama-produces-his-birth-certificate/2011/04/27/AFFISyxE_story.html
4] USA Today: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-obama-hawaii_N.htm
5] Even Fox News agrees: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obamas-long-form-birth-certificate/
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And just in case your grasp of the English language is questionable.
6] French: Le Figaro (conservative daily newspaper): http://www.lefigaro.fr/international/2011/04/27/01003-20110427ARTFIG00582-barack-obama-publie-son-acte-de-naissance-en-entier.php
7] Spanish: El País: http://internacional.elpais.com/internacional/2011/04/27/actualidad/1303855208_850215.html
8] Portuguese: Jornal Nacional: http://g1.globo.com/jornal-nacional/noticia/2011/04/apos-polemica-obama-apresenta-certidao-de-nascimento-detalhada.html
9] German: Zeit: http://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2011-04/obama-geburtsurkunde-usa
10] Russian: правда: http://www.pravda.ru/news/world/28-04-2011/1075206-obama-0/
11] Norwegian: Aftenposten: http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/uriks/article4104767.ece#.T4LMc9kc3xE
12] Swedish: Dagen: http://www.dagen.se/dagen/article.aspx?id=258173
13] Danish: Nyhederne: http://nyhederne-dyn.tv2.dk/article.php/id-39289051:obama-viser-sin-f%C3%B8dselsattest-frem.html

Federal Hill, Baltimore, MD

Conclusion: You, sir, are an idiot…

1] The birth certificate: http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

2] The New York Times: http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/04/27/obamas-long-form-birth-certificate-released/

3]The Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obama-produces-his-birth-certificate/2011/04/27/AFFISyxE_story.html

4] USA Today: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-obama-hawaii_N.htm

5] Even Fox News agrees: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obamas-long-form-birth-certificate/

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And just in case your grasp of the English language is questionable.

6] French: Le Figaro (conservative daily newspaper): http://www.lefigaro.fr/international/2011/04/27/01003-20110427ARTFIG00582-barack-obama-publie-son-acte-de-naissance-en-entier.php

7] Spanish: El País: http://internacional.elpais.com/internacional/2011/04/27/actualidad/1303855208_850215.html

8] Portuguese: Jornal Nacional: http://g1.globo.com/jornal-nacional/noticia/2011/04/apos-polemica-obama-apresenta-certidao-de-nascimento-detalhada.html

9] German: Zeit: http://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2011-04/obama-geburtsurkunde-usa

10] Russian: правда: http://www.pravda.ru/news/world/28-04-2011/1075206-obama-0/

11] Norwegian: Aftenposten: http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/uriks/article4104767.ece#.T4LMc9kc3xE

12] Swedish: Dagen: http://www.dagen.se/dagen/article.aspx?id=258173

13] Danish: Nyhederne: http://nyhederne-dyn.tv2.dk/article.php/id-39289051:obama-viser-sin-f%C3%B8dselsattest-frem.html

Ridgely’s Delight, Baltimore, MD
As much as it pained them to do so, Blake and Emma had decided it was finally time to part ways with their cozy Baltimore cottage and permanently relocate to the summer villa in Detroit. While they were certain that their picturesque alleyway views would fetch them a tidy sum on the market, they simply couldn’t leave before adding a little gift for the new owners; something to imbue the home with that “Welcome to Bawlmer” flavor. In all honesty, Emma had to admit that credit for the stroke of brilliance belonged to Blake. What better way to convey the sense of homey comfort than with a tried and true Charm City tradition: rusty bars!

Ridgely’s Delight, Baltimore, MD

As much as it pained them to do so, Blake and Emma had decided it was finally time to part ways with their cozy Baltimore cottage and permanently relocate to the summer villa in Detroit. While they were certain that their picturesque alleyway views would fetch them a tidy sum on the market, they simply couldn’t leave before adding a little gift for the new owners; something to imbue the home with that “Welcome to Bawlmer” flavor. In all honesty, Emma had to admit that credit for the stroke of brilliance belonged to Blake. What better way to convey the sense of homey comfort than with a tried and true Charm City tradition: rusty bars!

Upper Fells Point, Baltimore, MD
Owing to the recent inundation of accusations of favoritism towards the wealthier neighborhoods of the city, in a press brief earlier this week, the Baltimore City Council announced the launch of its most recent community outreach campaign. Entitled “Fun Times 4 All”, the effort is aimed at reducing stress among residents and promoting neighborhood cooperation. Over the coming months, be sure to take advantage of the newly constructed “Fun Sites” popping up around the city. And who says the government doesn’t listen to the people?
Have a seat and take a spin!

Upper Fells Point, Baltimore, MD

Owing to the recent inundation of accusations of favoritism towards the wealthier neighborhoods of the city, in a press brief earlier this week, the Baltimore City Council announced the launch of its most recent community outreach campaign. Entitled “Fun Times 4 All”, the effort is aimed at reducing stress among residents and promoting neighborhood cooperation. Over the coming months, be sure to take advantage of the newly constructed “Fun Sites” popping up around the city. And who says the government doesn’t listen to the people?

Have a seat and take a spin!

Riverside, Baltimore, MD
Who needs needs ruggedly beautiful coastal vistas stretching before them when you get to wake up to this stunning sight every morning.

Riverside, Baltimore, MD

Who needs needs ruggedly beautiful coastal vistas stretching before them when you get to wake up to this stunning sight every morning.